Exhausted Girl
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Ans the question?
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Even the driver....
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
Defination....
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”
Differnce b/w husband and boyfriend
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Before and after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Remember Wife birthday
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
